This is my 2nd fucking attempt at posting a blog today. Thanks to my computer, the one from earlier is lost forever.
God, I'm getting ready to apologize for bad-mouthing an inanimate object. I actually feel guilty for calling my computer the piece that it is. That just goes to show how much of a woman I truly am. We would not be women if we weren't loaded down with the inherent guilt of generations.
So I'm sorry computer. I'm sorry that you will never know just how sorry I am and how much I love you in spite of whatever I say. If I were a man I may have already beaten your screen in.
Ew that felt wrong to say, this has taken a frightening turn, I'm done for tonight.