Staring me dead in the eyes, serious as a heart attack:
"Now, Jenna, it's going to go on and feel cold at first, but then it gets hot."
Me: i was thinking of pubes the other day
at what point do they stop growing and go away?
what if u have 1 rogue hair that grows down to ur knees?
can that happen?
i bet it already has
Friend: i have no idea
the longest mine have ever been never got that long
but those babies can bush up
they can disguise their length by curling up tightly
i picture pubes like little cartoon characters rooting for one another to grow longer
Friend: of course you do
me: how do u picture ur pubes?
Friend: as they really are
they are looking to invade really
not looking for length but square footage
me: they want to explore the studio space
Friend: they're always trying to invade other adjoining areas
now i'm picturing ur pubes dressed in old fashioned civil war uniforms with guns & bayonets
Friend: oh god
i picture them more like ninja assassins
or in a militaristic like coups
me: come on men!!! *collective cry while charging* byaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
what would they be fighting?
my upper thighs and butt crack?
me: less noticeable leg and abdomen hair
get into the crevasse!!!!!