Thursday, March 7, 2013
way to go, internet
I don't even know how the hell I found this, or where. But I was cleaning out some computer folders and remembered that I saved this screenshot one day, because it tickled me so. It's no huge discovery that any asshole in the world can make a website and dole out "facts" and "advice." This is the internet's version of facts:
"The recent study" which was never named or explained, states that 1/3 of people drink alcohol. (In the world? In my apartment? There are 2 people and 3 cats, so that...couldn't be true in our case, right? And I can tell you right now, both humans and maybe one cat drink alcohol in our household) Also, the people who like to drink alcohol are those ones from Europe and Russia. Nowhere else in the world can there be likers of alcohol drinks. This is because, laziness. Bye.