I just saw the Dark Knight Rises. I loved it. But I have a question. Are there better, more practical ways to ride a motorcycle?
Probably not. I get it. Anne Hathaway is hot. Her body looks amazing in black leather, especially her ass.
But, for a minute, let's imagine Batman riding through Gotham City to kill bad guys and fight crime positioned like he's taking it doggystyle. Capeless with puckered butt to the world. Would that make sense? Would we accept that? Or would we say, "wait a minute, Batman. Let's think this through. Don't wear those heels, they make it harder for you to run. Also, don't ride your motorcycle so sexually, there are probably better ways to do that, too."
Can we imagine that world?
Of course maybe Batman would just say, "nope, this is the best way, thanks." As he sashays away in his heels.