Alright, I have a bone to pick with all of you people out there who think it's funny to take sayings literally.
I say - I was so tired, I was sawing logs last night.
Asshole - Well, now, where are all of these logs? *chuckle, chuckle*
I'm getting annoyed at having to feign laughter with you people. I wish you would have some respect for yourself and everyone around you and knock it off. You know I'm not being literal, please don't make things uncomfortable.